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"The only person that likes change is a wet baby."
-Mark Twain

"I changed Abby's diaper at a Fuddruckers once. Let me tell you, worst ten minutes of my life"


"I have the World's Biggest Tongue"
-Self Proclamation, David Bargmann

"Go, Diego, Go, Diego, Go"
-World's Loudest Christmas Toy

"It's not actually the worst idea for a movie I've ever heard"
-A promising response to our movie idea. Entitled "Faded". Think Back to the Future meets Frequency, meets As the World turns, meets the Rockford Files, meets X-files. It'll be awesome.

"Thomas trying to get the last Guitar Hero III for the Wii"

Christmas is in the air, and Beowulf.

"Holy Christmas"
-a co-working seeing our Christmas snack spread

"I don't want to steal any one's candy or anything, but I sure could go for a wuerther's."
-on sharing

"I have to open this jar of pickles. Wait, let me take off all my clothes first."
-how Beowulf approaches everyday chores according to Justin.

"I just about ate another truffle, I must have a death wish"
-Jason right before his 12th truffle.

"God bless us, everyone"
-Tiny Tim

Size, Gender, Taste

"He was tall, but exceedingly lank, with narrow shoulders, long arms and legs,hands that dangled a mile out of his sleeves..."
-Washington Irving referring to Ichabond Crane and unknowingly referring to me.

"All these, however, were mere terrors of the night, phantoms of the mind that walk in darkness; and though he had seen many specters in his time, and been more than once beset by Satan in diverse shapes, in his lonely perambulations, yet daylight put an end to all these evils; and he would have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the devil and all his works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of witches put together, and that was - a woman."
-Washington Irving

"That boy has a palette of a goldfish."
-referring to a particular picky eater.

When you're baking....

"You are the smoothiest smoothie I've ever seen"
-Jessica referring to my sweet moves

"People on coke are annoying."
-Nicki referring to Cocaine


"They don't deserve to breathe the same air I breathe."
-Referring to villains.

Family Gatherings...

"I'm so old I don't even buy green bananas any more"

"Did you know, your son is doing illegal things in his bedroom?!"
-Referencing illegal on-line downloading

On Banking

"I was going to run the Santa Fun Run this weekend. Planning on just doing it in my boxer shorts, but it's so cold outside. I've decided to wear tops. Nobody wants frozen nipples."
-Wells Fargo Teller

aaah conversation.

"You show me a girl who doesn't like horses and I'll show you a girl who doesn't know if she is a girl or not"
-Mustache dude at Target

"Don't put your trust in walls 'Cause walls will only crush you when they fall"
-Ray Lamontagne

"I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey, the dog is not the turkey, the turkey's the turkey, you turkey!"
-Muppet Family Christmas Quote via Justin

Change of Heart

At first, I was just going to post about things I randomly heard people say, but I've come to the realization that it doesn't happen often enough for me to post about things every day. Sooooo, I've decided it will just be about things that I hear people say in general, whether that be my friends, music, television, movies, etc...That way I'll just have more things to work with. It'll be fun.

Ballroom Dance

"I am pumped about jeans month. I'll tell you what, I am going to dance that boundary line. I'm wearing a half shirt sweatshirt like A.C. Slater used to wear."

Give Thanks

"That's nothing, back in my day that was no big deal!"
-Skyway Walker

"Even Mr. T been broke a few times"
-Mr. T

"Lucky for you, I am Lord Metric"
-Hardware Store Clerk

People are talking

"$11.95 for a pair of socks! They better be Cashmere!"
-Guy on a cell phone

- Someone walking to the bathroom

A Fresh Start

So I've decided to start something new. Something easy that I quickly update. For this blog I will be just writing things that I hear people say as I pass by them, or statements that are uttered under their breath, hoping no one else heard. I think it should be pretty fun, and I'm excited about starting something new! Of course, there will be times that I will have to edit their statements for content, but I will try and keep, any spoken words in the same spirit in which they were said. Hopefully this will be a good time!