Christmas is in the air, and Beowulf.

"Holy Christmas"
-a co-working seeing our Christmas snack spread

"I don't want to steal any one's candy or anything, but I sure could go for a wuerther's."
-on sharing

"I have to open this jar of pickles. Wait, let me take off all my clothes first."
-how Beowulf approaches everyday chores according to Justin.

"I just about ate another truffle, I must have a death wish"
-Jason right before his 12th truffle.

"God bless us, everyone"
-Tiny Tim