The Fame Monster

I never thought being a celebrity would be like this. I mean, my life has increased an infinite amount of coolness in the last 24 hours. I’m sure you all know what I’m talking about, by now, but I should share the news just in case it’s your first time being on the internet.

I have been featured on the up and coming blog "Batter Blaster." Let me pause and allow you to soak in what that possibly means for me……..

Had enough time?….I’ll give you a little more….close your eyes and REALLY think about it…………………..Are you there? I am. Since I have been featured on this blog, I have received many letters telling me how awesome I am, and what a change I am going to make in this world. I don’t even want to tell you how many letters, but I will………..E-L-E-V-E-N. Can you imagine? I can’t believe I’m still working. Walking down the street in Minneapolis has become impossible. If people aren’t talking to me, they are definitely talking ABOUT me. My wrist is still sore from the autograph I signed this morning. It may have looked like the bottom of receipt, but I know the cashier will be keeping that all to themselves.

So, let’s celebrate today. About being famous, loving life, and basking in the essence of me.

Ciao!

Dave