The Facts

Ladies and Gentlemen: the story you are about to hear is true. The names may have been changed to protect the innocent.

The facts are these:

It was cold. Very cold.

A group was gathered at the cabin.

There was luging.

And it was all Justin's fault.

You see, while spending time at said cabin someone received a voice mail from Justin. We'll call him....Dave. The message said something along the lines of, "I bet you are luging right now in just your boxers. Take pictures. Thanks in advance."

The man we are calling "Dave" took this message as a challenge, a challenge he was determined to meet and conquer. He had an accomplice. We'll call him...Nick.

Dun dun dunnnnnnnn (please pause for dramatic effect. Thanks)


The task before them was no small feat, but they were determined. These two men met the challenge with bravery and resolve. They stripped down to their boxers, boots and scarves. Witnesses had gathered outside, cameras at the ready.

If you are questioning whether or not these men actually accomplished what I'm explaining, I have evidence. What I'm about to show you is not for the faint of heart and may frighten some young audiences.

I now present Exhibit A:



So, you can see that this is more than enough evidence to place both men at the scene of the crime, and to explain the tomfoolery that was displayed in the picture posted yesterday (you can find it below.) As stated above, the fault lies with a man named Justin, and you can rest assure that he will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Though the names may have been changed to protect the innocent, the details of the story were true. These were the facts. "Just the facts, ma'am."